Answer: Vader hates them both.

The folks over at Gunaxin have collected six of the best unscripted moments from professional wrestling, which contains the injuring of no less than three non-wrestlers and an incredibly intoxicated Iron Sheik. Check it out here.

The blog Your Movie Poster Sucks offers a simple yet vital service to the world: telling movie studios that the posters they have produced are terrible. Each post contains the poster in question, usually a soon-to-be released Holywood film, followed by a short explaination of why the poster is terrible. For example, take Passion Play below:

I didn’t think you could make Mickey Rourke and Megan Fox look more like grotesque, plasticized caricatures of themselves but Photoshop found a way.”

For this and other keen observations, point your internets over to Your Movie Poster Sucks.

To the, um, slightly more surprising images, like this:

Now go, true patriots: get lost in the archives and live the dream of Hitler getting jacked in the jaw.

A few interesting things to note:

1. No one calls the police on the ax-wielding maniac, and
2. People actually help the ax-wielding maniac.

This is a fine example of the current state of our society: Not only do people not want to pay for bicycles, but others don’t want to be horribly maimed by said people, either.

But was his fame so suddenly applauded? Many critics argued that he used the story to spin it into his own 15 minutes of fame. His YouTube video electrified the internet with millions of viewers, watching the various remixes of his news telecast put into his very own rap video! Yes folks – Antoine Dodson now even has his own costume! Can’t wait for next Halloween – we will be blessed with thousands of Antoine Dodson Bed Intruder look alikes to poke fun at in the street!

HID YO KIDS ! HIDE YO WIFE! AND GOD BLESS AUTO-TUNES!